Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Where the Hell have I been?

Been kind of preoccupied lately. Still waiting on the Feds to send me my not so huge refund. Emily has been sick with a cold and missed a couple of days of school, now I’m trying to get sick, my throat is getting scratchy. My brother has been moving and trying to get a new job and I’ve helped him some with getting his resume and application taken care of online, he already had the job he just had to get the paperwork taken care of for the HR dept. My sister is sick with a cold too and she has a friend who has become estranged from her man and is having a rough go of it and staying with her for a while. And to top it off my older brother who has been in rehab after a heart attack has just had another heart attack and has been shipped back to Tulsa to a fourth hospital. I’ve lost track of how long he has been in the hospital now, I guess it’s been more than two months. Worrying about him is getting real old and I’m sure he’s tired of it as well, he’s not one to do well away from home and out of his element. And a woman that tore my heart out through my butt-hole a few years back called me out of the blue last week and I wouldn’t be a bit surprised to look out and see her standing on my porch any day now. I’m kind of torn on how I feel about that. Being friends would be fine but I kind of have a way of thinking with, “Little Chucky” when I’m around her and that leads to having feelings and that could open up an ugly can of worms. I don’t have enough heart left to go through that again. I’d rather spend what energy I can muster on fixing me and my life, and I don’t mean that in a selfish way. I’m no good to myself or anyone else until I’m firing on all cylinders. Well that’s enough of the clichés for now. I think I’m gonna look for a cell phone package today, everyone else has them I might as well give in and get connected too. Take care and have a good one.

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

I'm Back...

Due to technical difficulties outside of my control, my old Template disappeared. But now I'm back. Babs sent me this cool Template to replace my old one. It may take me a while to get back up on my feet but I should be posting on a some what regular basis soon. Getting my sidebar back the way I want it with all of the links to my favorite Blogs and Websites may prove to be a challenge, maybe I should have saved a few more things but that's kind of what I thought I was doing by putting them on my Blog to begin with. But I guess that's all hind site now. Bare with me and I ought back to be posting my normally mind numbing dribble ASAP. Peace and good day to all.

Saturday, February 17, 2007

where's my blog

Aliens Are Coming…

Yes it’s true, Aliens are coming to abduct all of the Beautiful, Smart, and Sexy people. But don’t worry, you all will be safe. I’m just posting this to say goodbye.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

This Is A Test

I post the cutest picture of a puppy that you’ve ever seen and a link to the Humane Society and in four days I only get one comment from my most loyal friend. So now I’m posting a risqué picture of animated porn and a link to a cartoon porn site (click here) and lets see how many comments I get now, so don’t be shy.

Friday, February 09, 2007

Need a Pet ?

Maybe you do and just don’t know it yet. I had no idea until fate laid one in my hands and now I don’t know how I ever lived without one (or two) My dog is truly my best friend. Other than family and a couple of friends, he is the only relationship I’ll have until death. God help the person that would try to hurt or take away my dog. He loves me no matter what, richer, poorer, mad or happy he’s right there with me. I wish I could meet a woman as loyal. If you live in Oklahoma around the Tulsa area and are interested in adopting a pet (even a cat) The Humane Society of Tulsa is the place to go. They have a program that brings people and pets together. You can go to their website at: www.tulsapets.com or call them at (918) 250-DOGS. For a small fee you can adopt a pet already spayed or neutered and up to date on all shots. Go to their website and click on “pets” and you can look at photos of some of the pets they have to offer. I’m not even in the market for a new pet and I like to look through them. No matter where you live you can go through the local Humane Society or ASPCA and adopt a pet, you don’t need to have papers or spend a thousand dollars or more to have a good friend. You can also go to: www.petfinder.com You can see my pets down on my sidebar.

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

An elderly man in North-East Oklahoma had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice, picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond while you’re still naked."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old men can still think fast, and besides… there have been very few alligators in Oklahoma.