Sunday, December 30, 2007

Grizzer Bear !

An Atheist was walking through the woods.
"What majestic trees"
"What powerful rivers"
"What beautiful animals"
He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out, 'Oh my God!'

Time Stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. 'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.'

'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer'? The atheist looked directly into the light, 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian'?

'Very Well,' said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:

'Lord bless this food, for which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.'

(From AZCG)


Blogger Xmichra said...

LOL!! now wouldn't that just be luck .. hehehe....

December 30, 2007 6:50 PM  
Blogger Chuck said...

happy new year lady x

January 01, 2008 1:12 AM  
Anonymous AZCG said...


January 01, 2008 1:55 AM  
Blogger DirtyBitchSociety said...

Too funny.Happy New Year! Hugz!

January 01, 2008 9:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey there Chuck

Have a happy and successful New year mate....


January 02, 2008 2:14 AM  
Blogger Xmichra said...

Hey peacock, i tagged you on my blog :)

January 02, 2008 6:34 PM  
Blogger Chuck said...

hey azcg, babz, bosbefok, and everybody else, i hope you all have a good new year and m any more go come. x, i'll be by soon to check out the tag.

January 03, 2008 2:31 PM  
Blogger mystified said...

Good one. I enjoyed that.

January 26, 2008 8:36 PM  
Blogger Ask Aunt B said...

Chuck Sweetie, I think of you quite often. Both our lives have been true trial & tribulation. Wouldn't you agree? Something told me to try to get a hold of you and send this video link. Please watch it. Please??? At first it's a little boring, you know like a History lesson somewhat but if you are listening you will hear the truth and it'll blow your mind. I pray for the scales to be lifted from your eyes and that you may have ears to hear. Big Love, Babz

August 13, 2015 8:30 PM  

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