Monday, January 29, 2007

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Friday, January 26, 2007

If you are the Unlucky Bugger that took this photo...

Then the S**t is definitely about to hit the fan!

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

We had our first ice storm of ‘07

Our power was out for 5 days. Over 73 thousand homes and businesses in Oklahoma were without power. 26 people died in related incidents. Emily was out of school for 6 days and just went back today. Millions of dollars of damage was done due to frozen limbs and power lines breaking and roofs caving in from the weight of the ice. Over 5 thousand people are still without power. The Red Cross Disaster relief truck pulled up in front of my house at one time, I didn’t make a noise and just hoped they would go away. I didn’t need anything. Emily and I just broke out the camping gear. Coleman lanterns, oil lamps and lights. We were low on kerosene but we got by just fine. We had about two weeks worth of food or more. We had filled everything we could with water but we never needed it. We had gas and the one gas heater in the living room did just fine. It was kind of boring and we played cards and Emily read her drivers manual by candle light. It never got colder than 17 degrees below freezing so that was really no problem. We have a lot of tree damage and so does everyone else in our neighborhood, I’m tired of the sound of chain saws, I'm listening to them right now. The top picture is of my driveway when the sleet and freezing rain stopped for a while, the bottom one is of my front yard the next day. Emily had moved her truck out of the way when it started thanks to a neighbor who gave us a warning, that’s probably the first time one of my neighbors actually came in handy. My bother was and still is in the hospital, he spoke today for the first time in 5 weeks. Last week his heart was working at 17 % and his kidneys were functioning at 3 %. His kidneys are still shot but his heart is picking up some and he’s breathing on his own. This is a huge improvement form 2 weeks ago when they were talking about turning everything off and just letting him pass away. God Bless him and bring him home soon. I have hundreds of e-mails to deal with, too bad Spam doesn’t get frozen out. Peace and Health to all.

Sunday, January 07, 2007

Playa Cofi Jukebox

My friend Arizona Country Girl (AZCG) sent this LINK to me in an E-Mail and I thought it was kind of Cool. I graduated in 1982 so that’s the year I picked to play, back when MTV was more about the music and not a bunch of Clueless Wannabes. I heard songs that I hadn’t thought about in years. Give it a shot if you’re bored. Thanks AZCG.

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Oklahoma turns 100 this year.

My Brother Larry will turn 53 God willing. He’s just had his second heart attack in three weeks. He’s been in the hospital for all of the last three weeks here in Muskogee and they just transferred him to St. Johns in Tulsa yesterday. He went in with chest pains and shortness of breath. Come to find out he had his 3rd or 4th heart attack, they’re not sure which and he also had pneumonia. They’ve taken about 60 lbs of fluid off of him and he’s been kept under on Morphine the entire 3 weeks. The pneumonia has cleared up but his blood gases are not what they should be. He’s on about 40 % oxygen by way of a temporary tracheotomy and they’re trying to start him on a feeding tube. Every time something good happens something bad soon follows. That’s just the way it is in our lives. I told a friend in an e-mail that if he doesn’t pull through that I don’t believe I’ll handle it very well. I’ve lost too many people in my life and I was kind of hoping with my health that I would be the next one to go.
Prayer and faith has gotten me through a lot in my life and I’m praying like crazy these days. I started wearing a cross around my neck to remind myself of the love of Christ and my love for him and I pray that he will let us have some more time with my Brother. My apologies for not coming around more often lately, my head’s not where it should be. Peace and health to all.