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Drinks Show Your Personality ~
Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman'spersonality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results are as follows;
Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance, down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying, a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste, knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink...
Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings withfriends.
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy, thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... this should be an easy target.
Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
THEN, there is the MALE addendum ---- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
White Zinfandel: He's gay! And wants to get laid.
Drinks Show Your Personality ~Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman'spersonality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results are as follows;
Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance, down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying, a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste, knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink...
Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings withfriends.
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy, thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... this should be an easy target.
Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
THEN, there is the MALE addendum ---- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
White Zinfandel: He's gay! And wants to get laid.
posted by Chuck at
7:34 AM
3 Comments:
hmmm... so i drink beer or long island iced teas. That is pretty acurate actually.. because I love a good game of pool, and have met guys tons of times that way. and I generally go for what i want, i don't play 'hard to get' i just go up and ask if i am interested. Just ask my husband ;)
i don't drink much anymore, but when i did and when i do it's jack daniel's or wild turkey and domestic beer (budweiser) your favorite. i guess that makes me cheap and i don't give a damn and i just want to get laid. dead on!
Well guys, all I drank for 20 years was Black Velvet with a wee coke chaser. I was usually to busy getting in to fights to get laid. Now, it's Vodka and iced tea and white wine with sis now and again.After just getting off parole,I'm making up for lost time with tall drinks! And if I was interested I go over and if I wasn't I'd just blow you off. Haven't played pool in years but love it.
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