“Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin splitting throats.” H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)

The “Sage of Baltimore”, American author, critic, newspaper man and iconoclast. Check out more about the man at,
http://www.mencken.org/ he was an interesting man to say the least.
“If, after I depart this vale, you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely girl.”—“Epitaph” Dec. 3rd, 1921.

‘Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and preserved body; but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming,’ "Wow! What a Ride!".
(unknown)

‘When I come sliding in, I’ll probably catch my eyelid on a rusty nail and proclaim loudly,’ “Shit! My Eye!”
C.E. Shoemake,
4-17-06