Well I lied about not whining anymore…

In fact I may change the name of my Blog to “Chuck’s Bitch Post” and turn off the comment section. I’ve got a lot of tickets in my day, most of them for f**ked up reasons or for doing something stupid, but I never got one while taking a nap in my own bedroom before. I did not go to bed until about 5:00 AM this morning so at Noon I was still in bed when I heard a knocking and someone yelling, “ Police Department.” I got up and went to the front door which was OPEN and there is a what I think is a Policeman standing there and he’s a big Son of a Bitch. In a not so friendly voice he asked me if these were my dogs running around outside , I said yes but I don’t know how they got out, they’re house dogs and I’ve been asleep, I have no idea how they got out or why my door is open, he said neither do I but you need to get them put up before I right you a citation. I said “ok, give me just a minute.” I called my sister and told her to come over quick that I had a situation. Another dog catcher pulls up and he jumps out and they start chasing my dogs, which are barking and running up and down the street and not paying any attention to anything I say. Then I notice that the first Policeman is a dog catcher also, he yells at me to come get my dogs, he’s a little mad now because he looks like an idiot and can’t catch the dogs, he yells at me again, I’m standing in my doorway in my underwear and so I yell back at him “I can’t, I’m in a F**king wheelchair, I’ve called my sister and she is on her way over here right now to help.” He’s getting hotter by the minute and I’m none too happy myself. He then yells at me to give him my Drivers License so I go and get it, by this time I have stood all I can, he asked me to come outside and I told him to come inside, he did and took my license and went back out to his truck, I slammed the door and said , “F**K!!” that’s all I need, something to cost me more money, my sister finally arrived and brought the dogs in, she talked to the Dog Napper and he still didn’t sound too happy and I’m way pissed. He again asked me to come outside and I told him once again to come inside. He gave me two tickets to sign and I told him that he was a very nice man, he said, “I’m just doing my job” and I told him that his job sucked and he didn’t have to give me a ticket that he just wanted too because he was mad, he told me to have a nice day in that tone that means kiss my ass so I told him to do the same in an even shittier voice. Two tickets for $244.00 each, Merry F**king Christmas to me, and F**K my F**KING worthless ******* neighbors because they were the ones outside pointing at my house and yelling at the Dog Catchers, The same F**king ******** that Honk their car horns 10 to 20 times a day all hours of the day and night and they drive like a Bat out of Hell up and down our street like it was a racetrack and they have that F**KING loud assed wannabe Bass turned up all the way music so that it vibrates all of the windows in my house, not to mention that they are always - ALWAYS out in the streets at 1 and 2 o’clock in the morning yelling and screaming like a bunch of Fucking Hillbillies who came into town for the first time. And if someone doesn’t like the way I call them ******** they can just take a flying suck at my corn hole with their tongues out, because I don’t give a shit if they’re Black, White, Red, Green, or Yellow, they’re still ASSHOLES!!! I’m pissed and don’t care much for people right now and I’m fighting off the urge to retaliate against the whole neighborhood for all of the crap I put up with from them but they sure are quick to call the Cops on me. F**k em’, F**k em’ all. I must have been a real Dick in a previous life.

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(I hate it whenever I use the word "F**k", especially when I spell it out. My Father always told me that someone who uses it has a limited vocabulary, he was right, I mostly only use it when I'm mad and when I'm mad I'm stupid. Forgive me please.)