The True difference between a Man and a Woman in the form of poetry.
~ WOMAN'S POEM ~
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
~ MAN'S POEM ~
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs and who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
posted by Chuck at
5:34 PM
14 Comments:
That's cute as hell!
BTW, how's your weekend going?
PS, I hope you're fine and staying warm!
PSS, that's all, just letting you know I care, lol!
Kisses!
babs - Em's at her mom's so i'm bored, it was about 53 degrees today so it's a little warmer than it has been i've slept most of the day and forgot to take my meds this morning so my legs are bothering me some, other than that it's been ok. hope you're warm and happy, take care. xoxo
Well, it's actually warm here too. It's only minus one, and that is a nice break from the minus forty. No fire on tonight.
I am seriously captivated by the painting, picture, what ever media that is you have up today. Not only does that look like it doesn't hurt (well porportioned people in balance) but it also looks extremely romantic. I know, i have issues. But doesn't that look loving??
xmichra - i know what you mean, it looks comfortable, i was looking for a "man and woman" and found it. i liked it a lot i believe it's a pencil sketch, whoever did it had good models or a good understanding of a man and a woman's body fitting together, you and mark try it and send me a picture. stay warm.
Excellent Chuck!
I agree with X, it's a pretty cool pic. Reminds me of a blistery night, cozy spooning.
i think for me, the thing that make the match, is the way the feet are drawn. That just looks like a perfect fit. Then the curve of the womans backside to the mans lower back. Perfect fit. It just looks amazing.
I think i would break Marks back to do this.. lol... and i doubt he would ever go for something like that. WAY out of his "comfort" zone. hehe..
babs - i agree with X too, it just fits well, I never can get her to send me any nude photos though, she's funny like that, i've about worn out the ones you sent me, Christams is coming up, i could use some new ones.
xmichra - I'm glad something like that is out of mark's comfort zone, i'd think he was a freak if it wasn't, not the doing of it but the taking a picture and sending it to me part. it'd make a cool Christmas card though. haha...
Lovely pic and poem Chuck, thanks for sharing! :)
Trust me hon, you don't want 'em! hehe.
You know, i think i have only one picture that is remotely close to being nude ( i was in a towel, and 21). I have never been one to do things like that. Always been self conscience. Even when i had a good body (like when i was 21.. lol!).
hey hannelie - are you ready for Christmas in Perth? I liked the picture better than the poem. I hope you and yours have a good one.
xmichra - well of course i never got into nude pictures, one time when it was about 106 drgrees outside i was taking a cold bath just to cool off, my ex-wife askked if i wanted some ice cream and i said "yeah", i should have known it was a set up, she surprised me with a flash, pretty funny, a picture of a fat guy eating ice cream in the tub... it was kind of funny, i can still hear her giggling. i wonder where that picture is now, probably come back to haunt me someday.
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