Sunday, July 23, 2006


In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from college. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing withone leg raised in the air.The elephant seemed distressed so Mbembe approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large thorn deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the thorn out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather stern look on its face, stared at him. For several tense moments Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later he was walking through a zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Mbembe and his son Tapu were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe and lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man. Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant. Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. Suddenly the elephant trumpeted again, wrapped it's trunk around one of the man's legs and swung him wildly back and forth along the railing, killing him.

Probably wasn't the same elephant.

13 Comments:

Blogger I'm not here. said...

You owe me a new keyboard.
And another drink.
:oD

July 23, 2006 5:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

muaahaaa... that is horrid!! hehe...

July 23, 2006 6:40 PM  
Blogger mystified said...

just what i needed. thanks. LOL hehe.

July 23, 2006 11:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You had me going! I love stories about a man and his dog, and this was one of the best... until the elephant went postal of Mbembe's ass!

AZCG

July 24, 2006 11:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or maybe it was, and the elephant was having a bad day.

July 24, 2006 2:45 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Damn, I hate when that happens. Smart ass!!

July 24, 2006 7:34 PM  
Blogger Bosbefok said...

And the moral of the story is....
when removing thorns from elephants feet (or any other dangerous game) use a sharp knife - dont piss about with a blunt one and anger them :-)

Haha ! I liked that one plenty....

July 25, 2006 9:33 AM  
Blogger Chuck said...

m_d - thanks for stopping by, you can have my old keyboard, i think it has peanut butter in it, i'll but the drinks.

x - it sounds like the story of my life.

shane - i'm glad to be of service.

di - how's the time goin' by without the man at home?

azcg - help me figure out who "monkey's r us" is, ok?

frank - maybe it was payback for something that happened to his monkey friend.

babs - yeah, i hate it when i reach out and get killed.

bosbefok - always a sharp blade and dry powder.

July 25, 2006 4:25 PM  
Blogger Chuck said...

m_d - sorry, that was supposed to be "buy" the drinks not "but" the drinks, i have fat fingers.

July 25, 2006 4:27 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

oooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh, I love a man with fat fingers!!

July 26, 2006 6:36 AM  
Blogger Chuck said...

babs, you naughty girl you !

July 26, 2006 2:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is the moral of this story?? Please tell!!

August 11, 2006 8:22 PM  
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