I got this Tag from Xmichra's site, I tried to post a few other things today but Blogger was giving me fits, I hope this will do for a while, and like Xmichra said, "If you read this consider yourself Tagged" but you don't have to unless you want too.1. Ever been to a male strip club? Hell No !
2. Ever been to a female strip club? Hell Yes.
3. Ever been to a bar? Hell Yeah !
4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? Hell Yeah, for slapping a Stripper on the Ass, but I didn’t do it… seriously… it wasn’t me ! I've even been kicked out of a Burger King for being drunk before.
5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out? Hell Yeah. More like dragged though.
6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out? Hell Yeah, many times !
7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)? I kissed two girls one time, they were the same sex and unrelated… does that count?
8. Thrown up from drinking too much? Hell Yeah, many-many times, that’s the only time I’ve ever hurled.
9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? Hell Yeah !
10. Had sex in a car? Back of a Truck a few times.
11. Had sex in a park? Yes... City, State, and National.
12. Had sex in a movie theater? No.
13. Had sex in a bathroom? Yes.
14. Had sex in a school? Yes, and I was caught, that's the reason I did not play High School Baseball.
15. Have you ever been in an “adult” store? Yes.
16. Have you ever purchased items from an adult store? Yes.
17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? No.
18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with? HELL YES !!
19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with? HELL YES !!
20. How many partners have you had? Around 10 maybe, give or take.
21. Have you ever received oral sex? Hell Yeah !!
22. Have you ever given oral sex? Maybe…
23. Have you ever had a threesome? One time a dog licked my ass while I was pleasing a fine young lady, does that count ?
24. Are your breasts real? I should hope so.
25. Have you ever used viagra (or anything like it)? No.
26. Would you rather give or receive oral sex? R-E-C-E-I-V-E… But I get a huge kick out of giving it too !!
27. Have you ever kissed a stranger? Yeah, in a bar.
28. How old were you when you first had sex? Too young.
29. Have you ever had a one night stand? Yes.
30. Were you honest in this survey? Yes, I’m always honest unless I’m lying.
posted by Chuck at
4:34 PM
11 Comments:
ROFL... a dog licked your ass.. hahaha.... see why i think dogs are stupid now?? heheh...
Great answers, and they sound pretty honest to me!
Di - Oh come on now ! I know a woman that goes through batteries like you do, must have a few stories !!
xmichra - at least it was a female dog, and a blond at that, when i made her get down off of the bed after the third time, she ran off with the lady's panties and ate the crotch out of them.
I loved it! I do think it counts, you know the dog licking your ass, but only if you didn't stop her. I can hear you now telling the dog when noboy's around, "Good dog. It's you me and a jar of gravy later, ok? Good dog!"
ROFLMAO.. "Have you ever had a threesome? One time a dog licked my ass while I was pleasing a fine young lady, does that count ?" PRICELESS!!! I tell ya..Loved reading all these and your answers had me rollin..:-)
Pretty much yes really.
I thought your 3some funny too.
Hi chuck i am back got the internet at home but for some reason theres something wrong with my cookie settings so ones i sort that out I will post.
Chuck , Aint you lucky its a licky bitch instead of a horny dog :-)
Hahaha !!
How young is to young? Is this a flashback to when you wished you were in Dixie?
AZCG
On no.21, the monkey doesn't count, now.
A dog licked your ass?!?!
LMAO!!
I bet that was an awkward moment, eh???
Di - healthy food sucks, but i'm doing ok, thanks for asking.
babs - how did you know about the Gravy ?
kaliblue - good to hear from you, that dog ran away a short time later, jumped through a screen window while i was at work. go figure.
shane - only sad thing is it happened more than once.
whatalotoffun - can't wait, welcome back.
bosbefok - you are so correct my friend, i had not thought of it that way, luck was with me.
azcg - around 13 years old, i should have known better.
frank - no monkeys were harmed in the writing of this post, especially No. 21
spidey - it was kind of hard to shake off, but you would have been proud.
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