~ BEWARE THE JINX OF THE PORCUPINE ~

A friend of mine, Babs of “Bitchin’ & Stuff” fame, published a post about a couple of penguins that were thought to be gay (I guess they were proven to be gay) it was reported that they were seen engaging in “Nuts to Butts” activities, several times. Hey, as long as they’re happy, I’m jazzed. One of the comments left on that post follows below:

S.C. said…

“Hey - reminds me - did you know there is one animal (other than us :) scientists have discovered masturbates in front of their would-be mate (saw it on Discovery or one of those channels). He's a porcupine-looking dude In Australia, I think. Anyhow...they filmed several incidents. He stands up in front of her (she's foraging and not paying much attention to him), he starts jacking off, then he gets as close to her as he can and ejaculates. He could do it over and over! They showed them (the males) competing, too, like "Hey! I can do it better than YOU CAN!" It was awesome!”

Pretty funny, right? I commented back to her: “Hey, what kind of freaky PBS porn you been watching?” And then I went on about my business and later on I find myself watching TV and flipping channels when I come across channel “11”, PBS right, and I hear, “You want to make sure that the Lion is fully tranquilized before you try and extract the sperm.” Oh yeah! I stop flipping and turn up the sound. It goes on to show this woman (in Africa out in the Serengeti Bush) shoot a Lion in the hip with a tranquilizer dart, from the front seat of a Land Rover. A few minutes later this big ass Lion is down and the lady is checking out his sack! Yeah, his nuts (they're furry and soft looking). She goes on and checks it out for other health issues and determines it to be about 4 years old. She double checks it one more time to see if it’s good and under (the darn thing is snoring) the dude with her shows some scares on his arm where a Lion jacked him while he was “Extracting a Load” I’m thinking “serves him right”, even this country boy from Ok knows you don’t go touching no Serengeti Bush Lion’s nut sack when he’s awake. Anyway, this lady takes an “instrument” about the size of a large carrot and sticks it in the Lion’s butt. He stops snoring, but he doesn’t really move. Then they hook it up to a truck battery and -- ZAPPO! This Lion unloads about a quart and a half of “Cat Gravy” I mean to tell ya, that cat just laid there with one leg up in the air a bit and it’s shaking like your dog does when you find the sweet spot while scratching him. My dog jumped up and left the room and I just sat there and thought, “no friggin’ way”, I was so shocked I didn’t even catch why they were doing it. I did immediately think “I‘m bloggin’ this tomorrow”. So there you have it, Bush Porn on the Discovery Channel. Inquiring Minds… Cool! Have a Good day.