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A Few Things That Amuse Me

A three year old little boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath. "Mama," he asked, "Are these my brains? "Mama answered, "No son, not yet."
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The Humor of Steven Wright,
His mind sees things differently than we do, to our amazement and amusement. Here are some of his gems;

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Borrow money from pessimists -they don't expect it back.

Half the people you know are below average.

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously over looked something.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Hard work pays off in the future - laziness pays off now.

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

My mechanic told me: "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder".

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism - to steal from many is research.

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

Everyone has a photographic memory - some just don't have film.
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Top 10 Things to Say if You Get Caught Sleeping atYour Desk;


10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."


9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken..."

2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at work...

1. "... in Jesus' name. Amen."
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The Phone Call;

Xmichra calls her boss one morning and tells her that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" her boss asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

"What the Hell is anal glaucoma?"

"I can't see my ass coming into work today.
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The Crash;


A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning, it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in Mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and befriends and live together in peace for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!" The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Women are clever, sometimes evil creatures. Don't trust them.
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The Inheritance;

When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother.


MORAL OF THE STORY:

Women are clever, sometimes evil creatures. Don’t trust them.
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Have a Good Day.

31 Comments:

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April 30, 2006 2:59 PM  
Blogger Chuck said...

i'm sorry spanky, i have to live my own life.

April 30, 2006 5:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha, and i even got to be a part of a joke! I am so honored! I would like to thank the fans... hehe

I am particular to "If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously over looked something. ". That is just so my life :)

May 01, 2006 11:53 AM  
Blogger Chuck said...

it just sounded like you.

May 01, 2006 4:15 PM  
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totally! I actually said that (once i heard the joke) to my ex-boss upon quiting. it was great ! ;)

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