TEN THINGS I KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
1. They have a Vagina.
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10. Oh Yeah, and Tits.
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10. Oh Yeah, and Tits.
posted by Chuck at
1:47 PM
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
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Ten things I know about Man:
1. They have a penis.
2. They stretch the truth regarding its size.
3. Given an opportunity they will play with it.
4. They would rather get a BJ and almost anything else.
5. After they pee they drip on the floor.
6. They like to pee off a boat into the same lake they will clean their fish in later.
7. They will torque the little screw that holds a switch plate on until the plastic shatters.
8. They will order steak over pasta every time at a restaurant.
9. They will buy new underware to avoid washing they ones they have.
10. They are emotionally more fragile than women, but they will never admit it.
Hey wait, finally my area of expertise. I have another thing I know about women that you didn't list, wow, I must be some sort of guru or something. Here it is, wait a minute, damn, I didn't read all the way down on your list, crap, somebody already listed tits, dang. That's it for me.
'sup bro? good to see you post again, I check you nearly every day. You hit the nail on the head with this one, no doubt about it. House is getting closer by the day, get ready to help with the grilling duties at what promises to be a huge shindig. Later, Chef
azcg - in another life i would have chased you until you were tired enough to let me catch you.
donnie - did you see azcg's list ? i wonder who told her about #4 ?
chef - have grill, will travel !
So you like "Butter and Jam" sandwiches too! Am I a mind reader or what?
Hilarious and AZCG's is too right, too good!
azcg - you can butter it up, or jam it up, i don't care, as long as i get spread every now and then i'm happy. xoxo
aunt b - i bet that you've spread one or two in your day (i mean that in a good way) xoxo
lol.. on botht he your ten things and AZCG's!! hehe. Well, that #4 i think is a given, and any good woman knows it. Hell, it's a bartering tool ;)
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