Oklahoma Tough...
THREE COWBOYS ARE SITTING AROUND THE CAMPFIRE OUT ON THE LONESOME PRAIRIE, EACH WITH THE BRAVADO FOR WHICH HE IS FAMOUS, A NIGHT OF TALL TALES.THE FIRST COWBOY FROM MONTANA SAYS, "I MUST BE THE STRONGEST, MEANEST, TOUGHEST COWBOY THERE IS. WHY, JUST THE OTHER DAY, A BIG OLE’ BULL GOT LOOSE IN THE CORRAL. IT HAD GORED SIX MEN BEFORE I WRESTLED IT TO THE GROUND BY THE HORNS WITH MY BARE HANDS AND CASTRATED THAT SON OF A BUCK WITH MY TEETH."
THE SECOND COWBOY FROM COLORADO COULDN'T STAND TO BE BESTED. "THAT'S NOTHIN’. I WAS WALKING DOWN THE TRAIL YESTERDAY, AND A FIFTEEN FOOT DIAMONDBACK RATTLER SLID OUT FROM UNDER A ROCK AND MADE A MOVE FOR ME. I GRABBED THAT BASTARD WITH MY BARE HANDS, BIT IT'S HEAD OFF AND SUCKED ALL OF THE POISON DOWN IN ONE GULP, AND I'M STILL UP AND KICKIN’ TODAY."
THE THIRD COWBOY WHO WAS FROM OKLAHOMA REMAINED SILENT, NEVER SAID A WORD, JUST KEPT SLOWLY STIRRING THE CAMPFIRE COALS WITH HIS PECKER.
posted by Chuck at
1:27 AM
9 Comments:
Sorry, I'd like to stay around and chat, but, fire needs tendin' !!!
donnie - i really don't have a comeback for that, so i'm just gonna let it go on by this time.
tasty bananas
LOL, i like that one.
shane - my sister sent this to me in an e-mail. she can be kind of warped sometimes. spring is creeping up on us over here, what's going on in NZ ?
summer is coming to an end :-( autumn is approaching so we have had some cold days. it is almost All Black time (a big deal here).
"I" CAN BE WARPED?????? I'm sure your bloggin regulars know how warped you can be. I'm only slightly warped compared to you. Maybe your blogmates would be interested in knowing that you wanted to change "the third cowboy" to "I remained silent"
Me....warped....HA! If they only knew.
shane - "All Black" does this mean soccer is a big deal in NZ? God help us i think it's becoming a bigger deal here in the States, especially when LA forks out 250 huge for Beckam, i get tired of TV being monopolized by B-Ball, FootBall, Baseball, and Golf, not to mention NASCAR and Skating. i'm not much for watching any sport. it's like reading a book or watching a movie where you know the outcome... someone wins and someone loses, there's never any other outcome. but to each their own i guess, take care.
my only sister said - the best thing about blog comments is that i have the power to delete you.
My husband denies being on the Prairie.
jerseytjej - you must be a happy woman, just like all of the ones i've been with.
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