Wednesday, March 07, 2007

What Is Politics ?

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I am the head of the family, so call me The President.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. "
The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in Deep Shit."

(sent to me by my friend Suzanne)

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

BBBWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
tHAT WAS GOOD ;)

~Xmichra

March 08, 2007 5:03 PM  
Blogger Chuck said...

xmichra - finally i understand how politics works, it just had to be broken down to me like a child before i got it. if i had g.w. bush's e-mail address i'd send this to him. good to hear from you lady.

March 08, 2007 5:31 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Oh shit, too funny!

March 09, 2007 7:46 AM  
Blogger Chef said...

Hey bro, you hit the nail on the head with that one. Been dropping in on you now and again, I like the bike. Time to put some Metallica back on as your video though, don't ya think!! Been working some on my blog, mainly adding pics, playing around with the arrangement and bitching as usual. Good to hear you're taking some one on one with our Father. He's the only one I can honestly say has never let me down, ever. Give Em our love. Chef

March 09, 2007 9:33 AM  
Blogger Chuck said...

babs - i'll e-mail you about the speed of my computer, i could use some help i'm sure.


chef wb - i've noticed the changes at your site, photos make a big difference, the place where i get my videos (two diff places) doesn't have a very good selection of the kinds of music i like, maybe you should send me some requests and i'll see what i can find. i've been a Christian for most of my life, and i'm just now figuring out how great faith is. hug everyone for me.

March 09, 2007 1:34 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

As soon as you want to do this, I'll tell you how. Just email me and let me know when you're online. I can't post it all cause then it would ruin the gig,
comprenda il tesoro?

March 13, 2007 5:09 PM  
Blogger Chuck said...

babs - you'd think that i'd get around to doing that, wouldn't you? well i've not been online much lately. i haven't forgotten you.

March 17, 2007 10:47 PM  

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