10 GOOD THINGS
1. An ice cold beer on a hot day.
2. Not having to say a word.
3. The sun in your face.
4. A good dog.
5. Hearing an old favorite song.
6. A hot dog on a stick.
7. Smiling for no reason.
8. Someone you really like touching you.
9. Clean sheets.
10. Faith.
10 BAD THINGS
1. Bills.
2. Hate.
3. Having to cut the grass.
4. Being lonely.
5. Flies.
6. Cheap whiskey
7. Poor health.
8. Lies
9. Hungry children.
10. No Faith.
2. Not having to say a word.
3. The sun in your face.
4. A good dog.
5. Hearing an old favorite song.
6. A hot dog on a stick.
7. Smiling for no reason.
8. Someone you really like touching you.
9. Clean sheets.
10. Faith.
10 BAD THINGS
1. Bills.
2. Hate.
3. Having to cut the grass.
4. Being lonely.
5. Flies.
6. Cheap whiskey
7. Poor health.
8. Lies
9. Hungry children.
10. No Faith.
posted by Chuck at
7:42 AM
15 Comments:
Ten Good Things:
1. Springtime in Arizona
2. Not needing to gas up the truck
3. Shopping at Goodwill and/or the Salvation Army and finding a bargain
4. Donating to Goodwill so someone else can find a bargain
5. The smell of flour tortillas cooking in the morning
6. Working in my yard after years of being stuck in a office with no windows
7. The first cup of coffee in the morning
8. Putting on a pair of pants and having them be loose
9. Looking in a mirror and seeing my mother’s face looking back at me
10. Being invited to dinner so I don’t have to cook
Ten Bad Things:
1. Gangs
2. Kids who beat up old people for a thrill
3. War
4. Thieves
5. Little old white ladies from back east who look at me with disgust because I'm Mexican
6. Churches that protect child molesting clergymen
7. Having to gas up the truck
8. Having my skin lose its elasticity and realizing my ass is gonna sag forever
9. Looking in a mirror and seeing my father’s face looking back at me
10. Losing the ability to make snap decisions
azcg - the smell of fresh tortillas sounds good, i can look in a mirror and see my dad, that's a good thing. sticking my foot in the ass of a little old white lady from back east for looking at you with anything but respect is a good thing, but tell me this, why is it that when women get older their asses sag and with men it's their winkies that get shorter but their balls hang down more ?
The doctor on Oprah said that winkies don't get shorter, they just looks shorter when men gain weight. He also said lose weight and get a longer winkie! My balls are exactly where I left them, in my significant other's tighty whities! I haven't noticed them movin' closer to the ground, but what I have noticed is that my honey's "bubble butt" is disappearing fast; it just dribbled down his thigh!
azcg - i saw the same oprah, the doctor said about 35 lbs per inch, so that means when i get down to 42 lbs i should be packin' quite a bit! and since we're sharin' so much, ever since i gained so much weight i really don't have a right nut and a left one anymore, it's more like a back nut and a front one, i have to be damn careful when i sit down and stand up, and when using some toilets i have to check the water level in the bowl before sitting down to keep from dipping my teabag. toilet water is some cold s**t!
Isn’t the human body amazing, it gives men the ability to measure the depth of water in a toilet bowl without looking? My significant other always measures the water dept with his “dipstick” you can almost time it from the time he sits on the toilet to the time he yells “boy that water is cold and deep too!” From right and left to front and rear? Sorta like boobs that used to point forward and now they always point to the ground. Getting older is an adventure!
azcg - my last girlfriend had something between her boobies that no other girl i ever dated had...
her belly button!
I'd probably have the same problem, but my boobs are to small.
How you been?
azcg - i've been ok, i'm overloaded with fluid again so i'm trying to take my lasix as much as possible, i'm having some computer problems, it keeps shutting off for no reason (it might be an electrical problem, i hope) and my dogs ave fleas, other than that things are peachy.
Stopped in to say hello!
Kisses!
Hey Chuck!
I hope everything is good your way. I haven't read anything new from you for a bit. Give an update soon M-kay? ((hugs))
Hey bro. Just checking in. I kiboshed the old blog, it had lost it's way. Check the new one out.
Walk the earth like Cain.
i'm still alive...
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