From Humble Beginnings...
A young Hillbilly called Kenny moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey to Kenny the next day.
The following day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, son, but I have some bad news. That donkey just up and died."
Kenny replied, "Well then, I guess just give me back my money".
The farmer said, "I'm sorry, but I can't do that. I spent it already".
Kenny said, "OK. then, just bring me the dead donkey."
The farmer asked, "What are you going to do with a dead donkey?"
Kenny answered, "I'm going to raffle him off."
The farmer said "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
Kenny responded "Sure I can. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."
A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What ever happened
with that dead donkey?"
Kenny answered, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and I made a profit of $998.00."
The farmer asked, "Didn't anyone complain?"
Kenny said, "Just the guy who won, so I gave him back his two dollars."
Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron
A young Hillbilly called Kenny moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey to Kenny the next day.
The following day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, son, but I have some bad news. That donkey just up and died."
Kenny replied, "Well then, I guess just give me back my money".
The farmer said, "I'm sorry, but I can't do that. I spent it already".
Kenny said, "OK. then, just bring me the dead donkey."
The farmer asked, "What are you going to do with a dead donkey?"
Kenny answered, "I'm going to raffle him off."
The farmer said "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
Kenny responded "Sure I can. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."
A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What ever happened
with that dead donkey?"
Kenny answered, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and I made a profit of $998.00."
The farmer asked, "Didn't anyone complain?"
Kenny said, "Just the guy who won, so I gave him back his two dollars."
Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron
posted by Chuck at
8:00 PM
3 Comments:
Is this a true story Chuck? It's a good one but is it true, do you know?
sorry, i really don't know, i look at it as just a joke. i thought of taking the end off, what do you think?
No, I loved it, leave it!! xoxo
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