The Cat In The HatOn Aging
The Golden Years
I can not see
I can not pee
I can not chew
I can not screw
Oh my God, what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like Hell
My mood is bad - can you tell?
My body’s drooping
Have trouble pooping
The golden years
Have come at last
The golden years
Can Kiss my Ass.
posted by Chuck at
11:46 PM
9 Comments:
Where do you come up with this stuff? You are a never ending source of amusement!
AZCG
I don't think you have a problem pooping =P
i make a lot of things up but not this, someone sent it to me, i rewrote it and put the picture with it (it's the original cover to the first cat in the hat book) the hard part was cleaning up the picture.
i made the chalk outline below, i even made the roy orbison butt tattoo (the more i look at it the more it looks like me instaed of roy)
you would laugh if you saw me searching for this stuff or making it up. i've seen some scary stuff doing image searches.
are you ignoring me Chuck??
what makes you think that?
because you aren't answering your e-mail that I sent you! =P
I just had a thought! When I was a kid I remembered my parents sitting around the kitchen table with family and friends drinking coffee, telling jokes, swapping tall tales, and generally just having a good time. I always thought.. "How boring can they get! Sitting around just drinking coffee and talking."
Well the kitchen table is now a virtual one and the friends are people I've never met and we sitting around telling jokes and swapping tall tales all via a keyboard and some cables!
Time marches on but people stay the same!
AZCG
AZCG is right, we're doing it miles apart. I'm eating a couple of pices of candy and drinking my coffee. Chux, hope you're feeling better today, ok!
Xmichra - I was lost somewhere else, I'll get on it.
AZCG - It's a pleasure to sit at your table (And I Mean It)
Babs - my parents had a yellow and chrome formica table. i'd give anything to have one. mom drank coffee and dad drank tea. good times.
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