I’ve been waiting…

November 1st -- Another month has passed and still no word from Social Security, I was told that I would hear something within sixty days from my last appeal. That was 76 days ago. This month the shit’s gonna really hit the fan. I guess I’ll start packing, it won’t take long because my new home is gonna be a ‘92 Chevy Pickup and it won’t hold much. Maybe I can trade my PC for a Laptop and talk my sister into splurging for a wireless internet hookup. I’ll live in the woods and post things on my blog that I see in the wilderness like how squirrels mate or how that opossums really do have a bone in their pecker and how some people in the South like to cut them off and dry them out and make toothpicks out of them (you must really have something stuck in your teeth bad to be willing to pry it out with a petrified opossum pecker) that reminds me:

-- Do you know how you can tell that the “Toothbrush” was invented by a Redneck?--
-- Because if it was invented by anyone else it would be called a “Teethbrush”.--
Also:
-- Do you know why you can’t take a group photo of Rednecks?--
-- Because, every time you say “Cheese” they all get in a single file. --
(for you folks up North, that joke was in reference to Government Cheese)

You know, I just thought of something, maybe there is a connection in Government Cheese and the reason why so many Rednecks have Billy Bob teeth (you know the kind of teeth that look like Indian corn) I bet that the Dentistry Profession and the Government Cheese folks are in cahoots with one another! Gives ya something to think about now don’t it? Anyway, that’s enough Redneck humor for a while. I’m supposed to bitching about the Feds dilly-dallying around with my Disability check. I was told by one source that when they received their first check that there was no notice before the fact, they just checked their mail one day and it was there. So being naïve I thought that not hearing anything was a good sign and that maybe the first of the month I’d get paid. Well I just checked my bank account online and all I had in the bank was $1.97 (I gave SS the info to have my payments directly deposited and checks usually clear through my bank at 2:00 AM) so I guess the wait will continue, I wonder how long the Mortgage Co. will give me to move out of my house. Well at least I’ll get to live in the country, I’ve wanted to every since I moved to town anyway, all though I was hoping that it would be in a house, not in the back of my truck covered with a tarp.

(If I sound like I really don’t care too much, it’s the medication working. Peace everyone.)