Wednesday, August 09, 2006

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Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in Arabic.

You gotta’ love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts!
Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan.
What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' "Plan"...
(Hard to argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for Peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, Past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal !!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit !!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while .

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we'll go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up all of their storage sites should be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of us know that what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.

11) The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...

Now, isn't that a winner of a Plan?
The Statue of Liberty is no longer Saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses". She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, "You want a piece of me?"

(my friend SW sent this to me)

17 Comments:

Blogger mystified said...

dude, i can understand your sentiment but i come from new zealand. surely you still wanna know us?

August 09, 2006 2:40 AM  
Blogger Chuck said...

dude, i was thinking about moving to new zealand

even robin williams' plan has a few flaws, hell they're probably not even his ideas, most of the e-mails circulating around turn out to be hoaxes anyway, some of the points have some merit though.

August 09, 2006 4:28 AM  
Blogger Row and Sow and Mow and Hoe and said...

Oh yes! Robin WIlliams is so damn funny, not to mention he is also a great supporter of our troops and the USA. He's a hilarious genius!

I never knew how gorgeous New Zealand was until I got some pics from a friend who is over there now. (I can't remember what part). She's been there for about three months and loves it. She's in the Peace Corps.

August 09, 2006 7:50 AM  
Blogger Xmichra said...

haha.. that is to funny Chuck! I love Robin Williams when he is doing his own stuff. Another one that i though was funny? Chris Rock. Very odd.

This plan may have flaws... but not nearly as many as the plans being acted out today.

And visiting is fine. so i don't think that was a 'stay the hell out forever' rant. it was a 'you can deal with it yourself, but don't come crying to me' rant.

August 09, 2006 7:54 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I love it! I'm sending this to my Dad right now, who was just speaking like this last night.

August 09, 2006 9:25 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

My parents loved it. My Mom is still sending me emails about it,ha!! Never truer words have been spoken. But, I would have never ever apologized to Hitler, never!!

August 09, 2006 11:36 AM  
Blogger mystified said...

it's only worth moving to nz if you wanna downgrade your stress, live without high pollution, like beautiful scenery and move back in time some thirty years. we are trying to learn "bad" shit though.

August 09, 2006 9:09 PM  
Blogger Chuck said...

shane - all great places are eventually disturbed by man, after "lord of the rings" i think a lot of people are looking at new zealand different, it may be one of the last frontiers. from some of the pictures i've seen it really is beautiful.

jt - i'm glad you liked it, isn't it funny how so many really funny people are so smart.

di - i would like to have a shirt like that too, maybe we should get one for frank.

xmichra - i think you have a good handle on this one, it certainly couldn't be any worse than what's being inforced now.

August 10, 2006 4:47 AM  
Blogger mystified said...

try the "river queen" the next movie out of nz. it shows a good look at the north island around wanganui. nice bush. gives you a look at maori too.

August 10, 2006 5:37 AM  
Blogger Chuck said...

thanks shane, i'll keep a look out for it.

August 10, 2006 5:51 AM  
Blogger Chuck said...

Hey Shane - I just looked up "River Queen" with Samantha Morton, Kiefer Sutherland, and Cliff Curtis, looks like my kind of movie, thanks again

August 10, 2006 5:58 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Snookums, are you ignoring me again. You know i get jealous and when I'm not jealous, I get worried. Where are you. Do I have to send you some more bounce??? Kisses!!

August 10, 2006 1:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Robin Williams just went into rehab for booze. He had been dry for 20 years. I wonder what happened to him?

August 10, 2006 3:33 PM  
Blogger Framesby 86 said...

I just love Robin Williams. Sorry to hear about the rehab bit. My best friend moves to NZ almost 5 years ago. She battled at first, but now she loves it there.

August 11, 2006 4:57 AM  
Blogger mystified said...

buddess, sorry about your rugby team. i'm sure they'll come back. the all blacks have aussie next week at eden park [auckland]. should be good. lotsa south africans here. one of my best friends is sa.

August 11, 2006 5:21 AM  
Blogger Chuck said...

frank - that's the way it goes, i mention someone and the next day they're in rehab.

babs - i'm still coming by, i just don't comment as much, i haven't been feeling very chatty lately, too much crap to deal with right now, maybe it will be over soon and i can get back to normal. xoxo

hey buddess - glad you could stop by and chat with shane, he's good people.

hey shane - glad you could stop by and chat with buddess, she's good people.

August 11, 2006 6:31 AM  
Blogger -tnchick- said...

Robin ROcks, eh? =) He's funny, really... or makes me laugh, anyway....

August 16, 2006 9:48 PM  

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