FRIDAY'S "10"
This Is From Babs From Last Friday, I’m A Little Behind
1. I do not like friggin' dieting.
2. I wish I didn’t have to friggin’ diet.
3. I am friggin’ tired of dieting.
4. I want a to eat some friggin’ pie.
5. I did eat some friggin’ bacon on Saturday. I spent a lot of friggin’ time in the Crapper on Sunday, my friggin’ body is now rejecting pork.
6. I can't have any friggin’ pie.
7. I would eat pie wrapped with bacon smothered in friggin’ gravy if I could.
8. I friggin’ love pie.
9. I should inject Liquid Plumber into my friggin’ jugular vein.
10. I won't have any friggin pie again today.
If you read this, all my friggin’ homies on the sidebar, let me know what's up in your life with "10" !!
This Is From Babs From Last Friday, I’m A Little Behind
1. I do not like friggin' dieting.
2. I wish I didn’t have to friggin’ diet.
3. I am friggin’ tired of dieting.
4. I want a to eat some friggin’ pie.
5. I did eat some friggin’ bacon on Saturday. I spent a lot of friggin’ time in the Crapper on Sunday, my friggin’ body is now rejecting pork.
6. I can't have any friggin’ pie.
7. I would eat pie wrapped with bacon smothered in friggin’ gravy if I could.
8. I friggin’ love pie.
9. I should inject Liquid Plumber into my friggin’ jugular vein.
10. I won't have any friggin pie again today.
If you read this, all my friggin’ homies on the sidebar, let me know what's up in your life with "10" !!
posted by Chuck at
12:02 AM
15 Comments:
aw chuckie!! You kno wyou can make poie with splenda right??? it's sorta hard to do, and you have to use real apples.. but it's not totally bad for diebetics.
OMG! Chuck hugs! That wasn't really funny considering your situation, but on the other hand --it was funny as hell! And now I understand what "Friday's 10" is about. hmmm....
1. I do things I shouldn't do.
2. I wish I could do more of the things I shouldn't do.
3. I am an old street gal
4. I want to get drunk
5. I did not just say that
6. I can't get drunk
7. I would wind up dead or worse in cuffs
8. I want to get drunk
9. I should not get drunk
10. I won't get drunk :)
It sure as hell is early to be thinking about getting drunk! It ain't even Friday! hehe. I guess it was a craving for all that good and bad stuff that reminded me of the good and bad stuff I have to avoid :(
Now about that bacon..... do you mind if I go upstairs and fix a BLT? Nevermind. I'll strike a deal with you instead -- no bacon or pies for you, and no booze or dilaudids for me. If we fuck up, we have to fix smores for everyone and then sit back and watch them eat ALL of 'em while we have zero, zilch, nada. Can't even lick our fingers!
I like chocolate pie. I never had friggin pie, is it made out of friggins?
frank, i will make you a friggin pie =P
hehe.
Friggin' pie is usually shoved down someone else's throat.Like,"Here's your pie bitch," and the slap down. Well, it's more fun that way. It's not quite like when you shove cake into each others faces on your wedding day. I feel pretty guilty, and am trying very hard to choke on this lemon meriangue. Chuck. You get some sugar free pudding and crumble up a graham cracker and it's pie. It's not bad and it kinda fools the taste buds. I'm glad you're back snookums.Hope you're well!!
Hello chuck how are you i am fine. I tried that imageshack but dont seem to do anything right. I am still trying to catch up on all the gossip and stories I did not forget you how can I and I now I must stil do my tag but i can not upload photos
I'm still watching what I eat so this is my "10" list:
1. I love steamed veges.
2. I love my 1/3 cup of low fat ice cream every other day.
3. I love not having bread or tortillas with my soft boiled or poached egg.
4. I love fresh fruit.
5. I love oatmeal with skim milk and no sugar.
6. I love my 3 oz. portion of chicken breast, lean beef, and/or lean pork.
7. I love plain poached fish.
8. I love not eating after 6:00pm.
9. I love drinking copious amount of water and all the pee breaks they create.
10. I love to shove this list down someone's throat, bang my head against a wall, eat a ton of cheese.
What I especially love is that I do this day after day and my ass is still huge and I still have thunder thighs.
AZCG
Oh yeah, I cheated on Saturday! I went to a Mexican restaurant with my friend CJ and I had a chimichanga with sauce, cheese, and sour cream. That thing almost killed me! It laid inside me like a brick, I didn't eat all day Sunday because it. So I know what you mean about you body turning against you! Damn that bacon and that chimichanga!
AZCG
1. i love fish and chips [deep fried].
2. i love pavlova [with cream].
3. i love roast pork.
4. i love roast lamb.
5. i love ice-cream.
6. i love chocolate.
7. i love fatty bacon.
8. i love pork chops [fried].
9. i love chocolate fudge brownies.
10.i'd love to remember what they taste like :-)
go you good thing. i know how you feel.
xmichra - my oven died so i can't bake a pie anyway, and i love splenda, i use it in coffee and on cereal
di - i love jello brand sugar free pudding and pie filling (chocolate made with 2% milk)
azcg - your "10" list made me laugh, i will write a post of what my diet is (i was supposed to share this with xmichra anyway and never got around to doing it)
jt - i wish we could get drunk but i'd settle for a fishing trip and smores by the fire (can you put bacon on smores?)
frank - you better save me a piece of that friggin' pie that xmichra bakes you, i can see where i stand, i just get a recipe but for you she'd bake it!
babs - i love graham crackers, they are on my list of snack items, i just wish that they were packaged a little different, did you know that there is about 24 servings per box? not just 3.
shane - your list and my first draft looks a lot alike, except for #2, mine would be chocolate pie
whatalotoffun - i don't know what to tell ya about uploading images, about half of the time i can't either, just keep on trying i guess, i'm glad to hear from ya anyway, take care.
everyone who diets or changes their eating habits should cheat at least once a week... i do
I never believe their serving sizes. I think they use midgets for their studies cause they only pay half price for them, Ta Dum!!
never had a chocolate pie. don't expect i will.
Friggin' PIE!!!!
SHANE! - never had a chacolate pie ! there is something just wrong about that. now that's a friggin' shame!
that's pretty common around here, is that just something they don't have in new zealand?
babs - send this man a pie, and i'll try some pavlova... with cream
Pie... well, I will send you a virtual pie -it won't add on any pounds, fat, cal's. =) ENjoy, OK?
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